PINBALL WIZARD

Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothin' like him in any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball. He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine, Feelin' all the bumpers, always playin' clean, Plays by intuition, the digit counters fall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball. He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist, A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist. How do you think he does it? - I don't know. What makes him so good? Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes or bells, Don't see no lights a-flashin', plays by sense of smell, Always gets a replay, never seen him fall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball. He can't beat me now I've always been the champ I know every trick No freak's gonna beat my hand Even on my favourite table, he can beat my best, His disciples lead him in and he just does the rest. He's got crazy flipper fingers, Never seen him fall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball! He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist, A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist. He's a pinball wizard He's scored a trillion more A pinball wizard The world's new pinball lord He's scoring more He's scoring more I thought I was the bally table king. But I just handed my pinball crown to him to him to him.