WHAT IS THIS FEELING?

(Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical My dear Father) There's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz But of course I'll care for Nessa But of course I'll rise above it For I know that's how you'd want me to respond Yes, there's been some confusion For you see my room-mate is... Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe Blonde What is this feeling so sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you? My pulse is rushing My head is reeling My face is flushing What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing Unadulterated loathing For your face Your voice Your clothing Let's just say, I loathe it all! Every little trait however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure! So strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long! Dear Galinda, you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias But Galinda you're a martyr! Well, these things are sent to try us! Poor Galinda, forced to reside With someone so disgustickified We just want to tell you We're all on your side! We share your loathing! What is this feeling so sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing) I felt the moment I laid eyes on you? (For your face, your voice, your clothing) My pulse is rushing My head is reeling (Let's just say, we loathe it all!) Oh, what is this feeling? (Every little trait however small) Does it have a name? (Makes my very flesh begin to crawl) Yes! Loathing! (Loathing!) There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing!) In such total detestation (Loathing!) It's so pure! So strong! (So strong!) Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing For forever loathing Truly deeply loathing you My whole life long! (Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!)