Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)

●Come on in, here's your key ●Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see ●The hotel, 'cause it's great ●If you parked your car, we'll validate ●All our guests are family (◆Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff) ●That's the Hazbin guarantee (●And did I mention it's free?) (◆It's worth the price) (●Al, be nice) (◆Full of drunks) ●Full of cunts Full of sticky floors covered in junk ●Ha, don't mind them (◆No one does) ●Or that hole (●Ugh, Cherri What?) (●You've made a great choice) ●to save your soul ●'Cause redemption is possible, I really, really hope ●'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke ●And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope ●From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month (◆What?) ●There's a bar (◆What the shit?) ●Have a beer (◆I don't drink) ●I just know you're gonna love it here ●We can live in harmony (◆No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai) ●That's the Hazbin guarantee ●Now repeat after me I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) ●I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance), ●come on, everybody ●For my reckonin' (For my reckonin') ●I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn―) ●I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in) ●I'm seekin' guidance (●That place sucked ass) (◆Psst, hey, you) (●Who? Me?) (◆That's right, baby) ◆Redemption got you snoring? That scene was fucking boring ◆Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? ◆Because I sense a drop of star potential ◆With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential ●Come on down to Vee Tower where we help talent flower ◆No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power ●Let's start with a killer fit, let's get filler in those lips ◆Wax that gooch and pull that strip ◆●A-snip, snip, snip ●Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you ◆●In this game, no one outdoes us ◆●No one can outbuzz us All you gotta do is trust us (La-la-la-la) ◆●Just us (La-la-la-la) ◆●Trust us ◆Take all these starring roles We trademarked all your holes ◆There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed ●Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much ●But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you ◆Scratch that, they changed the channel And we can't sell the scandal ◆Hope you had fun, but we are done with you Your run is cancelled ◆We're finished, I'm not kidding Get the fuck out of my building ◆Get the fuck out of my building ◆●Snip, snip, snip, ◆bitch ◆●Ooh But if you know someone new Tell 'em that no one outdoes us ◆●No one can outbuzz us All they gotta do is― ●Come on in (◆●Come on down to Vee Tower) ●Here's your key ◆●And see how great your afterlife could be ●We can live in harmony ◆●Why be nice when you can be famous? ●That's the Hazbin ◆●Sign and cash in ●Guarantee ◆Yeah, right, bitch Trust me, just me Trust― (◆Us, no, I― I meant to say us) (●Uh-huh) (◆Yeah, okay)