SO NICE SO SMART

I was quite as a mouse When I snuck into your house And took roofies with your spouse In a nit and out a louse Lice are lousy all the time They suck your blood, drink your wine Say shut up and quit your crying Give it time and you'll be fine You're so nice and you're so smart You're such a good friend I have to break your heart I'll tell you that I love you Then I'll tear your world apart Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart I like boys with strong convictions And convicts with perfect diction Underdogs with good intentions Amputees with stamp collections Plywood skin boards, ride the ocean Salty noses, suntan lotion Always seriously joking And rambunctiously soft-spoken I like boys that like their mothers And I have a thing for brothers But they always wait Till we're under the covers Say I'm sure glad we're not lovers You're so nice and you're so smart You're such a good friend I have to break your heart I'll tell you that I love you Then I'll tear your world apart Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart I like my new bunny suit I like my new bunny suit I like my new bunny suit When I wear it I feel cute