All I Wanna Do

“All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die," Says the man next to me out of nowhere It's apropos of nothing He says his name's William but I'm sure He's Bill or Billy, Mac or Buddy And he's plain ugly to me, And I wonder if he's ever had fun in his whole life We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday In a bar that faces a giant car wash The good people of the world are washing their cars On their lunch break Hosing and scrubbing As best they can in skirts and suits They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks Back to the phone company, the record store to Well, they're nothing like Billy and me 'cause all I wanna do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard I like a good beer buzz early in the morning And Billy likes to peel the labels from his bottles of Bud And shred them on' the bar then he lights every match in an oversized pack Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers Before blowing and cursing them out He's watching his bottles of Buds, spin on the floor A happy couple enters the bar Dangerously close to one another The bartender looks up from his want ads But, all I wanna do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard Otherwise the bar is ours And the day and the night And the car wash too The matches and the Buds And the clean and dirty cars The sun and the moon But, all I wanna do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun I got a feeling the party has just begun All I wanna do is have some fun I won't tell you it should be only one All I wanna do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard