BAGGY TROUSERS

Naughty boys in nasty schools Headmasters breaking all the rules Having fun and playing fools Smashing up the woodwork tools All the teachers in the pub Passing round the ready rub Trying not to think of when The lunchtime bell will ring again On what fun we had Why did it really turn out bad All I ever learnt at school Was how to bend not break the rule Oh what fun we had At the time it seemed so bad Trying different ways To make a difference to the days Headmasters had enough today All the kids have gone away Gone to fight with next door's school Every term that is the rule Sits alone and bends his cane The same old backsides again The small ones tell tales Walking home and squashing snails On what fun we had Why did it really turn out bad All I ever learnt at school Was how to bend not break the rule Oh what fun we had At the time it seemed so bad Trying different ways To make a difference to the days Lots of girls and lots of boys Lots of smells and lots of noise Playing football in the park Kicking pushbikes after dark Baggy trousers, dirty shirt Pulling hair and eating dirt Teacher comes to break it up Back of the head with a plastic cup On what fun we had Why did it really turn out bad All I ever learnt at school Was how to bend not break the rule Oh what fun we had At the time it seemed so bad Trying different ways To make a difference to the days Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers... Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers... Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers... Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers... Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers... Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers...