I AM THE WALRUS

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'liceman in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess Boy, you been a naughty girl, You let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo goo g' joob Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing hare krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo goo g' joob…