PRETZEL LOGIC

I would love to tour the southland In a travelling minstrel show Yes I'd love to tour the southland In a travelling minstrel show Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh Sound just like the record on a phonograph Those days are gone forever Over a long time ago, oh yeah I have never met Napoleon But I plan to find the time I have never met Napoleon But I plan to find the time, yes I do 'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still Those days are gone forever Over a long time ago, oh yeah I stepped upon the platform The man gave me the news He said you must be joking son Where did you get those shoes Where did you get those shoes Well I seen them on the TV the movie show They said the times are changing but I just don't know These things are gone forever Over a long time ago, oh yeah