IVAN MEETS G.I. JOE

So you're on the floor -at 54 Think you can last -at'le palace? Does your body go to the to+fro? But tonights the night -or didn't you know -that lvan meets G.I.Joe!..... lvan meets G.I.Joe! lvan meets G.I.Joe! lvan meets G.I.Joe! He tried his tricks -that ruskie bear The united nations said it's all fair He did the padiation -the chemical plague But he could not win -with a cossack spin The vostok bomb the stalin strike He tried every move -he tried to hitch hike He drilled a hole -like a russian star He made every move in his repertoire When lvan meets G.I.Joe... lvan meets G.I.Joe lvan meets G.I.Joe lvan meets G.I.Joe Now it was G.I.Joe's turn to blow He turned it on -cool and slow He tried a payphone call to the pentagon A radar scan -a leviathan He wiped the earth -clean as a plate What does it take to make a ruskie break? But the crowd are bored and off they go Over the road to watch china blow! When lvan meets G.I.Joe...... lvan meets G.I.Joe lvan meets G.I.Joe lvan meets G.I.Joe