DEAR ELOISE

Dear Eloise, I am writing to say A number of funny things I heard today I heard that he's left you and run off to sea Could be the best thing that's happen-en-en-ened to me Two-three-four Writing a letter to make you feel better Sorry to hear that he left you that way I coulda told you he was much older So much older than you You rushed in blindly, he treated you kindly Until he found out what he could get from you You shoulda departed before he got started Now you've been burned, just like I said you would Please read my letter closely, it's beneficial to you Must read in between the lines, a message you will see If you use your mind you'll find, I want you back with me Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap bap-bap-bap-bap-bap bap-bap-bap Bap-bap -bap-bap-bap-bap-bap Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap bap-bap-bap-bap-bap bap-bap-bap Bap-bap -bap-bap-bap-bap-bap Writing a letter to make you feel better Sorry to hear that he left you that way I coulda told you he was much older So much older than you So much older than you So much older than you Dear Eloise, I am writing to say A number of funny things I heard today I heard that he's left you and run off to sea Could be the best thing that's happen-en-en-ened to me