DECK THE HALLS(I HATE CHRISTMAS)

It's time for everybody To have a Christmas party Everyone but me I'll step outside Boycott your office party No secret Santa for me Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway Cause I don't want to go Where happy days are snow I'd rather stay where frosty melts in the sun A July 4 parade A Lynchburg lemonade An alcka-holiday by the pool in the sun Now everybody sing Deck the halls with boughs of holly Tis the season to be jolly but I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year It's time for everybody To head out Christmas shopping Everyone but me I'll stay inside No presents under your tree That have a name tag for me And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't want to go Where shopping lines are slow I'd rather stay at home with a frosty cold one A bud on ice in May A lazy summer day An alcka-holiday by the pool in the sun Now everybody sing Deck the halls with boughs of holly Tis the season to be jolly but I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year It was the night before Christmas And all through the house All the creatures was chillin' Like flint drinkin' stout I woke from my sleep Heard “Here comes the boom” I knew that Santa would be comin' soon On Dasher, on Donner, on Comet, on Blitzen I yelled, “Shut up y'all” But they wouldn't listen Then he came down with his belly of Jell-o He said, “Where the ladies at cause I'm a real jolly fellow” And he gave me a wink and was quick outta sight Merry Christmas to all and to all A super diggy duper fly night Now everybody sing Deck the halls with boughs of holly Tis the season to be jolly but I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year One more time like you mean it Deck the halls with boughs of holly Tis the season to be jolly but I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year Cause I hate Christmas!!!!!! I'm glad it only comes one time a year Cause I hate Christmas!!!!!! I'm glad it only comes one time a year