EVERYTHING'S JUST WONDERFUL

Do you think, Everything, everyone, is going mental, It seems to me we're spiralling outta control and it's Inevitable. Now don't you think, This time is yours, this time is mine, It's temperamental, It seems to me, we're on all fours, Crawling on our knees, Someone help us please Oh Jesus Christ almighty, Do I feel alright? No not slightly, I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it, It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage, Well it's very funny cos I got your fuckin money, And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble, I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Oh yeah, I'm fine, Everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life. Don't you want something else, Something new, than what we've got here, And don't you feel it's all the same, Some sick game and it's not insincere, I wish I could change the ways of the world, Make it a nice place Until that day, I guess we stay, Doing what we do Screwing who we screw Why can't I sleep at night, Don't say it's gonna be alright, I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese, And not feel bad about it for days and days and days. In the magazines they talk about weight loss, If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss, Oh no it's not the life I chose, But I guess that's the way that things go, Oh yeah, I'm fine, Everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life. Oh yeah, I'm fine, Everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba etc. Oh Jesus Christ almighty, Do I feel alright? No not slightly, I wanna get a flat I know I can't afford it, It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage, Well it's very funny cos I got your fuckin money, And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble, I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go, I suppose that's the way the cookie crumbles, Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go, I suppose that's the way the cookie crumbles.