PLASTIC MAN

A man is at the corner of the street And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet 'Cause he never swears And he always shakes you by the hand But no one knows He really is a plastic man He's got a plastic heart, plastic feet and toes Yeah, he's a plastic man He's got plastic knees And a perfect plastic nose Yeah, he's a plastic man He's got plastic lips That hide plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs That reach up to his plastic buns Plastic man got no brain Plastic man don't feel no pain Plastic people look the same, hey hey hey Kick his shin and I'll turn on his face Pull his nose all over the place He can't disfigure or disgrace Plastic man He's got plastic flowers growing out the wall Yeah, he's a plastic man Eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork Yeah, he's a plastic man He likes to crack his knuckles And saucers 'cause they never break And likes to lick his gravy off a Plastic man Plastic man got no brain Plastic man don't feel no pain Plastic people look the same, hey hey hey Kick his shin and I'll turn on his face Pull his nose all over the place He can't disfigure or disgrace Plastic man He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic man Yeah, he's a plastic man And his children wanna be plastic like their dad Yeah, he's a plastic man He's got friendly smile That makes you think he understands But no one ever gets the truth from Plastic man, plastic man