PUNKY'S DILEMMA

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies, Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style. Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA., Casually glancing at his toupee. Wish I was an English muffin 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster. I'd ease myself down, Comin' up brown I prefer boysenberry More than any ordinary jam. I'm a “Citizens for Boysenberry Jam” fan. Ah, South California. If I became a first lieutenant Would you put my photo on your piano? To Maryjane- Best wishes, Martin. (Old Roger draft-dodger Leavin' by the basement door), Everybody knows what he's Tippy-toeing down there for.