TROUBLEMAKER

Put me in a special school cuz I am such a fool And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read Who needs stupid books? They are for petty crooks And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams So turn off the TV cuz that's what others see And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice-cream They only sicken me, don't let me play football I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker Doin' things my own way and never giving up I'm a troublemaker, not a double-taker I don't have the patience to keep it on the up I picked up a guitar. What does this signify? I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die. You wanted arts and crafts. How's this for arts and crafts? Wuh-nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh- nuh-that's right! I'm growing out my hair. I'm moving out to Cherokee. I'm gonna be a rock star and you are gonna bear with me Cuz I can't work a job like any other slob Punchin' in and punchin' out and suckin' up to Bob Marryin' a beeyotch, havin' seven keeyods Givin' up and growin' old and hopin' there's a God. I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker Doin' things my own way and never giving up I'm a troublemaker, not a double-taker I don't have the patience to keep it on the up I'm gonna be a star and people will crane necks To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex And studying my moves, they try to understand Why I am so unlike the singers in the other bands. I'm such a mystery as anyone can see There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me And when it's party time, like 1999 I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy. I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker Doin' things my own way and never giving up I'm a troublemaker, not a double-taker I don't have the patience to keep it on the up Keep it on the up I'm a troublemaker Keep it on the up I'm a troublemaker Keep it on the up I'm a troublemaker Keep it on the up I'm a troublemaker Never giving up