CHUCK E.'S IN LOVE

How come he don't come and p.l.p. with me Down at the meter no more? And how come he turn off the T.V. And he hang that sign on the door? We call and we call, “How come?" we say Hey, what could make a boy behave this way? Yeah He learn all of the lines, And every time, he don't stutter when he talks And it's true! It's true! He sure is acquired kinda cool and inspired sorta jazz when he walk Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans? If this ain't healthy it is some kinda clean? That's it Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s I don't believe what you're saying to me This is something I gotta see Is he here? I look in the poolhall Is he here? I look in the drugstore Is he here? No, he don't come here no more I'll tell you what, I saw him He was sittin' behind us down at the Pantages And whatever it is that he's got up his sleeve I hope it isn't contagious What's her name? Is that her there? Oh, Christ, I think he's even combed his hair! Is that her? what's her name? Oh, it's never gonna be the same But that's not her! I know what's wrong! 'Cause Chuck E.'s in love with the little girl! who's singin' this song Don't you know Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love with love, love, love with me