THE NEW WORKOUT PLAN

You just popped in the Kanye West“Get Right For The Summer” Work out tape. And ladies if you follow these instructions Exactly you might be able to pull you a rapper, an NBA player, Man at least a dude with a car. So first of all we gonna work on the stomach Cause nobody want a little tight ass 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this Give head stop breathe get up check your weave Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed Pick up your son don't disrespect your seed It's a party tonight and oh she's so excited Tell me who's invited you, your friends and my dick What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you goodnight I came.... I came.... I came.... It's been a week without me And she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothing to talk about unless She talkin about freakin out Then maybe we could work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out now Maybe we could work it out Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista set get it wet Ooh girl your breath is harsh Cover your mouth up like you got SARS Off them tracks yea I bought some cars Still kill a ni**a with 16 bars We ain't sweatin to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat Maybe one day girl we can bone so you can brag to all your homies now But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll still hit girl 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 All the mocha lattes you gotta do pilates You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas It's been a week without me And she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothing to talk about unless She talkin about freakin out Then maybe we could work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out Work it out now Maybe we could work it out “Hi my name is Jill, I just wanna say thanks to Kanye's workout plan, I was able to fuck NBA player, and like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive! I just wanna say Thank you, Kanye, ohhhhhhh!!!” “My name is Assandra and I just wanted to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape, I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got my sales on... and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun, And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's brokeass no mo'.” “My name is Elmae from Mobile Alabama, And I wanted to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape I've been able to date outside of the family, I got a... and I rode a plane.” “Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends, see how you pulled me up all of it, and I ain't gotta work at the mall again...”