RAPPER'S DELIGHT

Hip-hop, the hibbit, the hippidibby hip-hip hoppa you don't stop to rocka to the bang-bang boogie, said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat now what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat. And me, the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet. You see I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello a to the black to the white the red and the brown the purple and yellow. But first I gotta, Bang-bang the boogie to the boogie, say up jump the boogie to the bang-bang boogie, let's rock you don't stop, rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock. Well so, far you've heard my voice, but I brought two friends along. And next on the mike is my man Hank C'mon Hank sing that song. Check it out, I'm Imp the dimp the lady's pimp The women fight for my delight but I'm the grand master with the three M.C.'s that shock the house for the young ladies and when you come inside into the front you do the freak, spank or do the bump and when the sucker M.C.'s try to prove a point we're a treacherous trio and we're the serious joint from sun to sun and from day to day I sit down and write a brand new rhyme because they say that miracles never cease I've created a devastating masterpiece. I'm gonna rock the mike so you can't resist everybody I say it goes like this. Well I was comming home late one dark afternoon a reporter stop me for an interview, She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables that I'm vicious on the mike and the turntable this young reporter I did adore so I rock a vicious rhyme like I never did before, she said damn fly guy I'm in love with you that casanova legend musta be true I said by the way baby, what's your name? She said I go by the name of Lois Lane and you can be my boy friend you surely can, just let me quit my boy friend called Superman, I said he's a fairy, I do suppose flying through the air in panty hose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit I said you need a man whose got finesse and his whole name across his chest he may be able to fly all through the night but can he rock a party till the early night he can't satisfy you with his little worm but I can bust you out with my super sperm. I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it and I'm here and I'm there I'm big Bank Hank I'm everywhere a just throw your hands up in the air and party hardy like you just don't care. Let's do it don't stop you all take a tock you all you don't stop you all. And everybody go hotel, motel, whatcha gonna do today? SAY WHAT? I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank and drive off in a death O.J. Everybody go hotel, motel holiday inn you say if your girl starts acting up then you take her friends, Have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas all mushed and the chicken tastes like wood a so you try to play it off like you think you can by saying that you're full and then your friend says,“Mamma, he's just being polite, he ain't finished, uh-uh that's bull. So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate and your friend says, “Man there's plenty of food, so he piles some more on your plate while the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming of the moment it's time to leave and then you look at your plate and your chicken slowly rotting into something that looks like cheese a so you say, that's it, I've got to leave this place “I don't care what these people think, “I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous, with this ugly food that stinks, a so you bust out the door while it's still closed. Still sick from the food you ate and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate and then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been and he says, “I understand about the food baby bubba, but we're still friends with a hip-hop, the hibbit to the hippidibby hip-hip-hoppa, you don't stop the rocka to the bang-bang boogie, said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie da beat.