THE REAL SLIM SHADY

May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the REAL Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will the REAL Slim Shady please stand up Were gonna have a problem here Yall act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor Like Pam, like Tommy, just burst in the door And started woopin her ass worst than before they first were divorced Throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the awe wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did. Did he? And Dr.Dre said... Nothing you idiots Dr.Dres dead, he's locked in my basement Feminist women love eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him, look at him Walkin' around grabbin' his you know what, flippin the you know who yeah but he's so cuts though Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But know worse than what's goin on in your parents bedrooms But sometimes I just want to get on TV and just let loose But I can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss And that's the message we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course their gonna know what innercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got The Discovery Channel don't they? We ain't nothin but mammels, well some of cannibals Who cut other people open like canalope But if we can hump dead animals and analopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel got the antedote Woman wave your pantyhose Sing the chorus and it goes... I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rapps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics can't even stumach me, let alone stand me But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Brittney Spears, shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Dally and Fred Durst And here Em' argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim He he I should download our audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annow me, so I have been sent here to destory you And there's a million of us just like me,who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me... Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all I just get on the mlke and spit it and weather you like to admit, it I just shitted better than 90% of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valume, it's funny Cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home filting Pinchin nurses asses while I'm jackin off with jergens And I'm jerkin, but this whole bag of viagara isn't working In every person is a Slim Shady Lerkin, he could be working at Burger King splttin on your onion rings Or in a parking lot circling screamin I don't give a fuck With his system up So will The Real Shady please stand up and put one of those firgers on each hand up And be proud to be out of your mind and outta control So one more time loud as you can How does it go? I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up Cause I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm The Real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating So won't The Real Slim Shady Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up Ha, ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it lets all stand up