DON'T BOTHER〈Album Version〉

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity She's the greatest cook And she's fat free She's been to private school And she speaks perfect French She's got the perfect friends Oh isn't she cool She practices Tai Chi She'd never lose her nerve She's more than you deserve She's just far better than me Hey Hey So Don't Bother I won't die of deception I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry And Don't Bother I'll be fine But she's waiting And the ring you gave to her will lose its shine So Don't Bother, be unkind I'm sure she doesn't know How to touch you like I would I beat her at that one good Don't you think so? She's almost six feet tall She must think I'm a flea But I'm really a cat you see And it's not my last life at all Hey Hey So Don't Bother I won't die of deception I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't feel sorry And Don't Bother I'll be fine But she's waiting And the ring you gave to her will lose its shine So Don't Bother, be unkind (For you, I'd give up all I own And move to a communist country) (If you came with me, of course) (And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you) (And lose those pounds, and learn about football) (If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't) So Don't Bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you won't ever see me cry And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type I promise you won't ever see me cry Don't Bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine Promise you won't ever see me cry And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type not your type not your type not your type I promise you won't ever see me cry