MY BAND

I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous in s_t Because I'm like the lead singer of the band dude And I think every ones got a f_kin problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me after the show Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band But there all on me like they wanna hold hands Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band. So I get on the stage right drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like What's up ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby There all like “oh my god it's him, Becky oh my F_king god it's eminem. I sware to f_kin god dude you F_kin rock, Please Marshal please let me suck your C_k” By now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes Throw there bras and shirts and there panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz there back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think your just trying to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Because I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star S_t is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because.... These chicks don't even know the name of my band But there all on me like they wanna hold hands Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band. My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, My band, Baby yeah Gimme this mic You just wanna see a n_a backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap off pro tools Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph you's a liar Nah I'm swift “oh I thought you were Kuniva” What the hell is wrong with out dressing room Cause our s_t looking smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simons book So I'm more in tact trying to get on the map Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back Look at Em's little punk ass thinking he's the s_t Yeah I know man by himself taking all the flicks I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue No I had an interview, not you two You gonna be late for sound check Man I ain't going to sound check But our mics are screwed up And his always sound best You know what man, I'ma say somethin Hay yo Em You got somethin to say Man no I thought you were about to tell him off, man what's up I'm tell him when I feel like it, man shut up You didn't even back me up we supposed to be crew I was about to talk right after you I sware (I sware man) (Ah whatever) These chicks don't even know the name of my band But there all on me like they wanna hold hands Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band. They say the lead singers rock but the group is not Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the music starts (hey yo what's) Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan That be talking about “hey yo dude I love your band” We ain't a band b_c we don't play instruments So why he get ninety and we only get ten percent These guys acting funny every area code Proof carry my bag You carry your own Can't make it to the stage security in my way (who the F_K are you? Where's Obie and Dre?) God Damn it, I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I make the beats, wrote all the raps Till Kon Artis slipped me some C_K Lose Yourself video, I was in the back Superman video, I was in the back F_k the media, I got some suggestions F_k Marshall ask us some questions Like who's D-12, how we get started “What about Eminem”, B_h are you retarded Anyway I'm the popularist guy in the group Big ass stomach, b_h's think I'm cute Fifty told me do sit ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn't get up F_k D-12 I'm out a this band I'm a start a group with the real Roxanne... Girl why can't you see You're the only one for me And it just tears my ass apart to know that You don't know my band. (Man f_k this) These chicks don't even know the name of my band But there all on me like they wanna hold hands (F_K Marshal) Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yeah) All because I'm the new lead singer.... ha ha ha My band, my band, (The band,) my band, (our band,) my band, (The band,) my band, my band, (my band,) my band, (roxanne) my band, (shante,) my band (that's me.) The hardest boy band in the world... D-12 I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off there underpants I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, look out for my next single It's called my salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off there underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off there underpants My salsa Where did everybody go?