The Show

Ladies and Gentleman... the most exciting stage show you've ever witnessed... appearing live... let's get... SOUL'd OUT Crew. Excuse me... Bro. Hi Yes! Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic with one minute rhymes that don't come out right They bite They never write That's not polite. Am I lyin'? No, you're quite right Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear We swear, the best darn rappers of the year So! So! Cheerio! Yell... Scream... Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show A-yo, Doug What? Put ya Mass on Yo, Diggy I was about to but I need a shoehorn Why? Because these shoes always hurt my corns Six minutes... six minutes... six minutes Bro. Hiyou're on Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh uh on Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh uh on Ooh Ooh Ooh, uh uh on Here we go... Here we go... Come on... Come on... A-here we go... Here we go... Come on... Come on... Yo! Where's Will and Barr? Well I don't know, they're late Told em them the time... oh, I forgot the date Man you did it again, oh no! No, here we go, come on Here we go, come on Here we go, did we miss the show? Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't (Word) Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't (W-w-w-Word) No we didn't Well don't get us wrong 'Scuse me Bro. 'Scuse me Bro. 'Scuse me Bro. Hi you're on Uh uh on... A-yo Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard Doug, I was goin' Downtown Word Rick? Word Sure All alone, no-one to be with Stepped on the D-train at 205th I saw a pretty girl So? So I sat beside her Then she went like she was Tony the Tiger I said, oh no, there's been a mistake Honey, my name's Diggy-MO' Rick Diggy Oh, golly wally She was raisin' hell She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble Tres bien ensemble... Bust a move, we show and prove A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove As you can see, most definitely We are (fresh) Bro. Hi(fresh) Shinnosuke (fresh) DJ Mass (fresh) And I am, the Original Human Beatbox The Entertainer, SOUL'd OUT (Fresh)