SHE WANTS TO BE ME

At first I told myself, I need my head examined I notice little things, same t-shirt and sunglasses Then it got weirder see, she cut her hair like me She brought a red guitar, kept driving round in my car I'm kissing her and she, she slams me against the wall She crashes into a bus, chasing some super model She analysed my smile, she memorised my phonebook She always wears my clothes, her favourite words are **** off She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my indentity And I'm begging you... Somebody notice me somebody notice I'm fading away here what have I got to do To make you see my girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm saying something wrong, she's out back playing soccer She used to do ballet, now she's a heavy smoker She's so obsessed with me, now she stands up to pee And now her stupid games have started taking over Don't need no special help, no need to see a doctor I know you're worried but I'm telling you just watch her It's like she's cracked my code, knows things I've never spoke of She wants sex all the time and still finds time to **** off I'm in the loony bin wearing a pale pink nighty The nurse comes through the door and whispers so politely Your boyfriend's here to see you Look pretty take a bath I love his silly band Can I get his autograph?