Myxomatosis

The mongrel cat came home Holding half a head Proceeded to show it off To all his new found friends He said “I been where I liked I slept with who I liked she ate me up for breakfast she screwed me in a vice And now I don't know why I feel so tongue tied” I sat in the cupboard And wrote it down in neat They were cheering & waving cheering & waving twitching & salivating like with myxomatosis But it got edited, fucked up Strangled, beaten up Used as a photo in Time magazine Buried in a burning black hole in Devon “I don't know why I feel so tongue tied Don't know why I feel so skinned alive.” My thoughts are misguided & A little naive I twitch & salivate like with myxomatosis You should put me in a home or you should put me down I got myxomatosis I got myxomatosis yeah “Now no one likes a smart arse” “But we all like stars” That wasn't my intention I did it for a reason He shock hands with the cripples & He did a few card tricks For his mafia geeks Strangled, beaten up I got myxomatosis I got myxomatosis But now “I don't know why I feel so tongue tied”