The Tourist

My San Francisco charter flight just arrived here this morning My passport is missing and my bags are all in who know's where The lady at the check-in counter speaks nothing but chinese The tour guide has skipped out with my girlfriend and my money too Why is it always me Who's got my ticket please, I wanna go home. I should have had the sence to stay home and enjoy my vacation Hang around the office with the boy's and had a drink or two Finally make it out of the airport and in to the hotel The reservation counter doesn't know me from the man in the moon I try to explain the I'm part of a tour group from Japan He looks me in the eye and says, Ah, soh desuka I am too Why is it always me Who's got my ticket please, I wanna go home. I should have had the sence to say home and enjoy my vacation Hang around the office with the boy's and had a drink or two Bye bye, bye, sayonara Bye bye, bye, sayonara Hang around the office with the boy's and had a drink or two