The Unbirthday Song

A very merry unbirthday to me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday to you Who me? Yes, you Oh, me Let's all congratulate us With another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you Now statistics prove Prove that you've one birthday Imagine, just one birthday every year Oh, but there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer Why, then today's my unbirthday too! It is? What a small world this is In that case A very merry unbirthday To me? To you A very merry unbirthday For me! For you Now blow the candle out, my dear And make your wish come true A very merry unbirthday to you…