BEDROOM TOYS

YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT. NOW WHATCHA GONNA GO WITH IT? YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT. NOW WHATCHA GONNA GO WITH IT? I BEEN AROUND THE WORLD, I SEEN A LOT A THINGS 'D MAKE YOUR CHICKEN CURL ... YOU SQUEEZE 'M LIKE BOYS 'N' TEASE 'M LIKE GIRLS WHO PLEASE 'M LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS ... PLAN AN EXIT ROUTE, PARACHUTE, RUBBER SUIT... “ARE YOU READY FOR A LITTLE SWIM?”... THERE'S REGULAR QUEEN-SIZE, FLIP IT ON THE B-SIDE ... SOLID GOLD... OH MY GOD WHAT'S THIS? I SAW THE BEDROOM TOYS NOW I'M STALLIN' ... I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES ... I SAW THE BEDROOM TOYS NOW I'M CRAWLIN' ... I'VE LEARNED TO IMPROVISE CHECKIN' OUT THE FIVE STAR ATMOSPHERE - YOU WANT SOME EXPERTISE ... IF YOU GOT TREASURE A-PAYING FOR THE PLEASURE, IT'LL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES SILICONE ROMANCE, “WHAT'S YER NAME FANCY PANTS?” ... FRATERNIZE WITH THE EMPLOYEES ... FORGET ABOUT THE REEL-IN, TALKIN' 'BOUT THE FEELIN' SOLID GOLD ... OH MY GOD WHAT'S THIS? I SAW THE BEDROOM TOYS NOW I'M STALLIN' ... I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES ... I SAW THE BEDROOM TOYS NOW I'M CRAWLIN' ... I'VE LEARNED TO IMPROVISE YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT. NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH IT? YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT. NOW WHATCHA GONNA GO WITH IT? NOW YOU'RE WASHED UP BEAT, SMASH 'N' GRAB, NO RECEIPT...TAKES THE PLATINUM OFF YOUR SHINE...LAZY BED-STAR, LAHDIDAH, PETIT BOURGEOIS “OH MY WOULD YA LOOK AT THE TIME.” ... UNTIL WE WISE-UP YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA LINE-UP ... FOR PIMPS AND SNITCHES TO DIP INTO YER RICHES ... IF YOU CAN'T DESTROY IT, MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT ... SOLID GOLD ... OH MY GOD WHAT'S THIS? I SAW THE BEDROOM TOYS NOW I'M STALLIN' ... I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES ... I SAW THE BEDROOM TOYS NOW I'M CRAWLIN' ... I'VE LEARNED TO IMPROVISE I SAW THE BEDROOM TOYS NOW I'M CRAWLIN' ... I'VE LEARNED TO IMPROVISE YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT. NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH IT? I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT. NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH IT? I'VE LEARNED TO IMPROVISE