FOREIGN BARBARIAN

WE HAVE COME FROM NEAR & FAR TO MODERN JAPAN AND IT'S SO BIZZARE WE'RE THROWN OUT OF EVERY KARYOKE BAR NEANDERTHALS ON THE LOOSE DON'T BELONG AT ALL AND WE BREAK TABOOS TO BE HUMBLE IS SUCH A SNOOZE BE POLITE, YEAH, THAT WE KNOW WE STILL FORGET TO SAY DOMO-ARIGA-TO WE ARE RUDE IN THE GAIJIN GHETTO WE'RE LARGE GAIJIN AND WE DON'T CARE WE WERE BORN WITH X-TRA BODY HAIR IN SHINJUKU THE PEOPLE STOP & STARE …THEY SCREAM OUT GAIJIN …GET OUT OF MY SCENE …THEY SAID “NO GAIJIN!” …Hi, I'm a Gaijin and I like to pour soysause all over my… rice! …Hi, I'm a Gaijin and… Oops! WHEN NO MEANS YES & YES MEANS NO WHEN THE LIGHT SAYS STOP… GAIJIN GO! WHOOP'S FORGOT TO DUCK CAUSE THE CEILINGS ARE LOW …OW! WE WENT TO KAMAKURA IN A CAR WE GOT REAL LOST SO WE FOUND A BAR AND LOOK WHAT POPPED OUT OF OUR SAKI JAR… IT'S A MAGIC GAI-GENIE SIPPING ON A MARTINI SAID YOUR WISHES ARE ON ME …WELL THAT'S VERY GAI-GENEROUS OF YOU! …I wish they'd call me a Girl-jin instead of a Guy-jin …I wish I could be a pop music Gai-genious! WELL A FI AND FI AND FO AND A FUM OUR GAIJIN SUCCESS HAS JUST BEGUN WE'RE A HIT IN THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN JUST LIKE THE LIVING LEGEND SUZUKI ICHIRO WE SCORED A HOME RUN NOW WE'RE NATIONAL HEROES TOO BAD OUR CLUB COLLAPSED @ GROUND ZERO …I DREAM OF GAIJIN …STRAIGHT FROM A MAGA-JIN …I DREAM OF GAIJIN WATASHI -- I SCREAM FOR GAIJIN ANATA -- YOU SCREAM FOR GAIJIN WATASHI-TACHI -- WE SCREAM FOR GAIJIN