The Animal Trainer And The Toad

For many a year I was so confused And I didn't know what to play But then I met a man who picked up his horn And showed me just what to say He was skinny and lean and he kept his nose clean And he knew how to write them tunes Then came a day when we started to play And you know we conquered the moon I'm in a band, a rock'n' roll band, I'm in a band, yeah yeah We called him Beethobin and then we showed them Exactly where we wanted to go So we started a band and toured all the land A rakin' in all of that dough We smoked a few cigs and we played a few gigs And never missed nearly a one We covered the states and we hit the great lakes I'm in a band, a rock'n' roll band, I'm in a band, yeah yeah I'm in a band, I'm in a band, I'm in a band, yeah yeah We had an idea so we put it in gear And soon we were out on the road We did it to play and then they started to say The animal trainer and the toad I'm in a band, a rock'n' roll band, I'm in a band, yeah yeah