my fondest childhood memories

when i was 10 i had a live in babysitter, she had a pet kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. she gave me ice cream every time i screamed and hollered and i loved her till i caught her sexing with my father. she gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so i killed her. she gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't a friend, so i killed her. Ah Ah Ah Ah when i was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding and no one knew why. within no time at all he got rid of the water and i was grateful till i caught him plunging my mother. he gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so i killed him. he gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't a friend so i killed him. he gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so i killed him. and i don't feel bad about it. say what? and i don't feel bad about it. these are my fondest childhood memories. i was just a kid, so they let me go despite the murders that i did - all grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily married thanks to me. she gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't a friend, so i killed her. she gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't a friend, so i killed her. he gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so i killed him. he gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't a friend so i killed him. these are my fondest childhood memories.