IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM

Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely Don't let 'em get you down Ain't no use in you sitting all alone Hanging around For someone to call Woo They won't come knocking at all Don't run and hide Even if it hurts you inside So I said Give as good as you get yeah If you can't beat them join 'em You'd better do it cos it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em join 'em You're never gonna help yourself Yeah Come on go, get up, hey Sure feels good Keep your big hands off my money Don't try and pull me down You're taking me out to wine and dine me Trying to wind me round and around And bind me to your legal contract Rumour has it that you can play it dirty I'll tell you what I'll do about that, that yeah I'll play you at your own game Yeah Yeah If you can't beat them join them You'd better do it cos it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em join 'em You're never gonna help yourself yeah That's good Play it again If you can't beat 'em join them You'd better do it cos it makes you feel good If you can't beat 'em join 'em It's everyone for themselves