I'M GOING SLIGHTLY MAD

When the outside temperature rises And the meanings is oh so clear One thousand and one yellow daffodils Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear Are they trying to tell you something? You're missing that one final screw You're simply not in the pink my dear To be honest you haven't got a clue I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened - happened It finally happened - ooh oh It finally happened - I'm slightly mad Oh dear! I'm one card short of a full deck I'm not quite the shilling One wave short of a shipwreck I'm not my usual top billing I'm coming down with a fever I'm really out to sea This kettle is boiling over I think I'm a banana tree Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened, happened It finally happened uh huh It finally happened I'm slightly mad - oh dear! Uh Uh Ah Ah Uh Uh Ah Ah I'm knitting with only one needle Unravelling fast it's true I'm driving only three wheels these days But my dear how about you? I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad It finally happened It finally happened oh yes It finally happened I'm slightly mad! Just very slightly mad! And there you have it!