OHH-WAKKA-DOO-WAKKA-DAY

I want to tell you I might as well do About a girl I met back in May Her name is Rita And you should see her When she goes ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day She's got a brother Like any other Who got his nose caught inside a gate And when they freed him It so relieved him He just went ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day You wouldn't think to look at me That I was strong But underneath it all I really am And just to prove it Why, only the other day I picked a needle up with one hand Now up in Bradford A chap named Radford While taking part in a local play Was intercepted And then suspected Of going ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day Yeah Yeah Yeah Who's that lady I saw you with It was not your wife It looked to me suspiciously Like someone I have never seen Before in my life It's not surprising When you come to think of it Just what it is that makes people swear You only have to sing The wrong bleeping thing And they'll be bleeping every bleeping where Now if you love me You're not above me If you don't, well, what can I say Except we'll see when You come to tea then You can go ooh-wakka-doo-wakka Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day