IF I WERE A BELL

Ask me how do I feel Now that we're cosy and clinging Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing From the moment we kissed tonight That's the way I've just gotta behave Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light Or if I were a banner I'd wave Ask me how do I feel Little me with my quiet upbringing Well, sir, all I can say Is if I were I gate I'd be swinging And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring Well, and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well, sir, all I can say If I were a bridge I'd be burning, oh Yes, I knew my morale would crack From the wonderful way that you looked Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel Now that we're finally caressing Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring Yes, or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding