OOMPA LOOMPA

Oompa loompa doompadee doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompadee dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Now, what do you get When you guzzle down sweets Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat What do you think will come of that I don't like the look of it Oompa loompa doompadee dah If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee do Oompa loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Who do you blame when a kid is a brat Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame You know exactly who's to blame The mother and the father Oompa loompa doompadee dah If you're not spoiled you will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee do, yeah Now, oompa loompa doompadee doo I've got a final puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompadee dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Now what do you get from a glut of TV A pain in the neck and an I.Q. of three Why don't you try simply reading a book Or could you just not bear to look You'll get no commercials Oompa loompa doompadee dah Do as I say, you will go far You will live in happiness, too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee do