BAD BOY

A bad little kid moved into the neighborhood He won't do nothing right His report card looks no good He don't wanna go to school And learn to read and write He sits around the house And plays that rock and roll music all night Well he puts a tack on teacher's chair Puts his gum in little girls' hair Now Junior, behave yourself! He buys every rock and roll book From a magazine stand Everytime that he gets, he's off to the jukebox land Well he works his teacher Till at night she's ready to poop Rockin' and rollin', spinnin' his hula hoop Well this rock and roll's gotta stop Junior's head is hard as a rock Now Junior, behave yourself! Gonna tell your mother You better do what she says Go to the barber shop And get that hair cut off your head He took his... And fed it to the neighbor's cat Gave the cocker spaniel a belly for his laundromat Well this kind of mess has got to stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now Junior, behave yourself!