the secret life of morgan david

His wife is tired she wants to sleep But old man Morgan Davis wants his cream of weave He waits and when she turns out the lights He tiptoes through the dark and soon slips into the night This boring life that he leads of buying and selling stocks Makes him feel he's growing old and tired There's no joy in his life Just the passing time in this boring life He wants the lights the Jazz a piece of ass A toothless bitch who'll blow him for a vial of crack He cooks his junk in some Gatorade And scores a bag of cottage on the east end OK The secret life that he leads of lying and selling drugs Keeps him up at night He's selling hash Screwing trailer trash Hey he's making cash It's a whoring life My friends are all salesman My wife is a slut There must be something bigger I can stick in my butt The IRS is on to me My life's in a rut And so he's fired his heat He's blown his blow It's comin' up on sunrise and it's time to go He smells like barf His hair's a mess He wipes the coke and lipstick off his fat hairy chest He stumbles home from a last knee shake He will be at work in an hour or so He crawls in bed with his sleeping wife Just the night to break up his boring life