GUILTY CONSCIENCE

Meet Eddie. 23 years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door This liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence... (Who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin' conscience That's nonsense. Go in gather the money And run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress in front of a blond wig Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave ya legs With Renee's razor blades Yeah but if it all goes smooth like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk she's older than George Burns Fuck dat! Do that shit! Shoot That Bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? Man don't do it. It's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude... Meet Stan. 21 years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek Smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. Yo! This girl's only 15 years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair Yo, look at her pussy... does it got hair? (Uh huh.) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there... Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie 'kids'? No, but I seen a porno with Fuck Doobiest! Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail? Yeah fuck that, hit that shit haul dog and bail... Meet Grady. A 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. Alright calm down, relax, start breathin... Fuck that shit you just caught this bitch cheating While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off??! Fuck slittin' her throat! CUT THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF!! Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit? What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick? Alright Shady. Maybe he's right Grady. But think about the baby before you get all crazy. Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat get the daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody that slapped DEE BARNES??! What'chu say? What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? I'm-a kill you motherfucker! Ah-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr.N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way??! How in the fuck you gon' tell this man not to be violent? Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there done that... aw fuck it... What am I sayin'? Shoot 'em both Grady where's your gun at?