ROLE MODEL

I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this, if you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Cannibus. I'll strangle you to death and I'll choke you again, and break your fuckin legs til your bones poke through your skin. You beef wit me, imma even the score equally, take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. I get you blunted off of funny home grown, cuz when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (oh no). So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does. Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert, I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbert. My nerves hurt, lately I'm on edge, grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads every girl I ever went out with has gone lez, follow me and do exactly what the song says: Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink, then jump behind the wheel like it was still legal, I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, so I'm dumb enough to ask for a date w/Lauren Hill. Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill, cuz I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill, but I don't get pissed, ya'll don't even see though the mist, how the fuck can I be white, I don't even exsist. I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up outta my grave, my middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? No follow me and do exactly what you see (don't you wanna grow up to be just like me), I slapped women in each room that od'd (don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?) Me and Marcus Allen was butt-fuckin Nicole, when we heard a knock at the door, must a been Ron Gold, jump behind the door, put the orgy on hold, kill them both and smear blood on the white bronco. My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk, I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt. I'm not a playa just a ill rhyme saya that'll spray an aeresol can up at the ozone laya. My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the mourge witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on ya porch, jumped in a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on, and beat up foghorn leghorn with an accorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with the forman of traits, a pre-mature birth that was 4 minutes late (mother, are you there, I love you, I never meant to hit you over the head w/that shovel), will somebody please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain. I take a breather inside, either I'm high or I'm nuts, cuz if you ain't tiltin this room neither am I. So when you see your mom with a termometer shoved in her ass then it probably is obvious, I got it on with her, cuz when I drop this solo shit, it's over with, I bought cage's tape, opened it a dubbed over it. I came to the club drunk with a fake ID (don't you wanna grow up to be just like me) I been with 10 women who got HIV (don't you wanna grow up to be just like me) I got genital warts and it burns when I pee (don't you wanna grow up to be just like me) I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree (you probably wanna grow up to be just like me.)