I'M BACK

They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back I murder a rhyme, one world at a time Ya never heard of a mind as perverted as mine Ya better get rid of that 9 it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself I'm waitin for hell like hell. Shit I'm anxious as hell Manson, you're safe in that cell, Be thankfull it's jail I used to be my mom's little angel at 12 13 I was puttin shells in the gauge on the shelf I used to get punked & bullied on my block until I cut a kitten's head off & stuck it in this kids mailbox I used to give a fuck now give a fuck less What do I think of success it sucks too much press & stress too much cess & breast to upset, it's just Too much mess I guess I must just blew up quick Grew up quick, was raised right Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right You think of my name now whenever I say Hi Became a commodity cuz I'm W-H-I-T-E cuz MTV was so frinedly to me Can't wait till Kim sees me Now is it worth it? Look at my life how is it perfect Read my lips bitch, what my mouth isn't workin' You here this finger, oh it's upside down Here let me turn this muthafucka up right now They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back I'll take each individual degenerates head and reach into it Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music & if he feeds into this shift he's an innocent victim & becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe Wicky Wicky Wicky my name is Slim Shady I been crazy way before radio didn't play (m) The sensational “back is the incredible” With Ken Kaniff who just finds them inedible it's Ken Kaniff on the internet tryin' to lure your kids with him into bed It's a sick world we live in these days Slim for Pete's sake. Put down Christopher Reeves leg Jeez you guys are so sensitive Slim it's touchy subject. Try just don't mention it. Mind with no sense in it friend schitzophrenic Cuz eyes get so squinted I'm blind from smoke in 'em With my windows tinted, with 9 limos rented Doing coke in 'em with a bunch of guys hopping All high & indo scented. & that's where I get my name from That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back I'll take _ Stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9 A mack-11 & that oughta solve a problem of mine & that's a whole school of bullets shot up all at one time Cuz I'm Shady they call me as crazy as The world was over this whole Y2K thing & by the way N-Sync, why do they sing Am I the only one who realizes they stink Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? Lip synch & buy a bigger size of earrings That's why I tend to block out when I hear things Cuz all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring So I just throw up a middle finger & let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina Cuz if I stuck it to a singer in showbiz It'd by Jennifer Lopez & Puffy you know this Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was My own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber & cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time & just say that it ain't mine What's my name? I'm Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back That's why they call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back They call me Slim Shady I'm back I'm back Ha, ha Hi mom! Guess who's back D12 Dr. Dre Slim Shady 2001, I'm blew out from this blunt fuck