CRIMINAL

A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin questions A lot of people think that what I say on record or what I talk about on a record That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you, you know why Cause I'm a criminal Criminal (you god damn right) I'm a criminal Yeah I'm a criminal My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That will stab you in the head whether you a fag or lez Or a homosex, hermaf or a transves Pants or dress, hey fags the answers yes Homophobic, nah your just heterophobic Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging That's my muthafuckin balls you better let go of em They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of em Hey, It's me, Versace, whoops, somebody shot me And I was just chekin the mail, get it, checkin the male How many recoeds you expected to sell When you're second LP send you directly to jail C'mon, relax guy, I like gay man Right Ken, gimme an amen, AMEN Please, lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child help us destroy these demons Please send me a brand new car or a prostitute While my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher, preaches, 5th grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me goddamn thang Cause I watch TV and Comcast cable You ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from topping these charts You can't stop me from doppin each March With a brabd new CD for there fuckin retards And to think, it's just little old me Mr. don't give a fuck still wont leave I'm a criminal Every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal I don't gotta say a word, I just flip them the bird and keep goin I don't take shit from noone I'm a criminal Every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal I don't gotta say a word, I just flip them the bird and keep goin I don't take shit from noone The mother did drugs, taught liquor, cigarettes and speed The baby came out disfigured lickin It was a seed that would grow just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me (I'm a criminal) An animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised But once I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger I drank more liquor to fuck you up quiker Then you wanna fuck me just for sain the word.... My morals went when the president got oral Sex in his oval office on top of his desk, father Is unemployed, now don't ignore me, you can't avoid me You can't miss me, I'm white, blond haired and my nose is cormy I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die In plane crashed and laughs as long as it didn't happen to him Slim Shady, I'm as crasy as Eminem and Kim combined, (the maniacs in) In place of the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather so I'm taking his place Oh, that's Dre with on AK to his face Don't make me kill him to and spray his brains all over the place I told you Dre; you should have kept that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to loe me play with an A (I'm a criminal) Aighht look, just go up in that muthafucka, get the muthafuckin money, and get the fuck up out of there aighht I'll be right here waiting on you aighht yo Em What? don't kill nobody this time AIGHHT mumbles (got damn, that fuck gets on my fuckin nerves) How ya doin? Hi, how can I help you? I need to make a withdrawal OK put the fuckin money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you Oh my god don't kill me I'M not gonna kill you bitch don't kill me I got teo kids at home I said I'm not gonna kill you don't kill me THANK YOU Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it So I be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for 5 minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die bitches, bastards, past pets, This puppies luckey I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gav a fuck I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You muthafucking chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say so tape it shut Shit, half that shit I say just make it up To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as It's be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask I'm a criminal Every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal I don't gotta say a word, I just flip them the bird and keep goin I don't take shit from noone I'm a criminal Every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal I don't gotta say a word, I just flip them the bird and keep goin I don't take shit from noone I'm a criminal Every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal I don't gotta say a word, I just flip them the bird and keep goin I don't take shit from noone…