EVIL DEEDS

FATHER PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO EVER MEET YOU THEREFORE I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD GROW TO BE MY MOTHER'S EVIL SEED AND DO THESE EVIL DEEDS... MAMA HAD A BABY AND ITS HEAD POPPED OFF (HEAD POPPED OFF) (HEAD POPPED OFF) (HEAD POPPED OFF) (HEAD POPPED OFF) (HEAD POPPED OFF). BUT MAMA DON'T WANT ME THE NEXT THING I KNOW I'M GETTIN' DROPPED OFF (GETTING DROPPED OFF) (GETTING DROPPED OFF) (GETTING DROPPED OFF) (GETTING DROPPED OFF). RING, RING, RING, ON THE DOORBELL OF THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS ON THEIR FRONT PORCH (THEIR FRONT PORCH) (THEIR FRONT PORCH) (THEIR FRONT PORCH) (THEIR FRONT PORCH), BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT ME NEITHER SO THEY LEFT ME ON SOMEONE ELSE'S LAWN (ELSE'S LAWN) (ELSE'S LAWN) (ELSE'S LAWN). TIL SOMEONE FINALLY TOOK ME IN MY GREAT AUNT AND UNCLE EDNA AND CHARLES (EDNA AND CHARLES) (EDNA AND CHARLES) (EDNA AND CHARLES) (EDNA AND CHARLES) THEY WERE THE ONES WHO WERE LEFT IN CHARGE. MY ELEMENTARY THEY'D GANG UP ON ME AND SING THIS SONG (SING THIS SONG) (SING THIS SONG) (SING THIS SONG) (SING THIS SONG) IT WENT A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB DEBBIE HAD A SATAN SPAWN, SATAN SPAWN MAMA WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THIS I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND AND BY THE WAY WHERE'S MY DAD? FATHER PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO EVER MEET YOU THEREFORE I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD GROW TO BE MY MOTHER'S EVIL SEED AND DO THESE EVIL DEEDS... PREDOMINATELY, PREDOMINATELY, EVERYTHINGS ALWAYS PREDOMINATELY. PREDOMINATELY-WHITE, PREDOMINATELY BLACK WELL WHAT ABOUT ME? WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME? WELL I GUESS THAT I'M BETWEEN PREDOMINATELY BOTH OF 'EM I THINK IF I HEAR THAT FUCKIN' WORD AGAIN I'MA SCREAM WHILE I'M PROJECTILE VOMITING. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A COMEDIAN TO YOU? DO YOU THINK THAT I'M KIDDING? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KINDA IDI... WAIT A MINUTE SHIT, DON'T ANSWER THAT. WHY AM I SO MISUNDERSTOOD? WHY DO I GO THROUGH SO MUCH BULLSHIT IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT IT'S TUSH MULL BISH. WOE IS ME, THERE GOES POOR MARSHALL AGAIN WHINING ABOUT HIS MILLIONS AND HIS MANSION AND HIS SORROW HE'S ALWAYS DROWING IN AND THE DAD THAT HE NEVER HAD, AND HOW HIS CHILDHOOD WAS SO BAD AND HOW HIS MOM WAS A DOPE ADDICT AND HIS EX-WIFE HOW THEY GO AT IT. MAN I'D HATE TO HAVE IT AS BAD AS THAT MR. MATHERS CLAIMS HE HAD IT, I CAN'T IMAGINE IT. THAT LITTLE RICH POOR WHITE BASTARD NEEDS TO TAKE SOME OF THAT CASH OUT OF THE BANK AND TAKE A BATH IN IT. MAN IF I ONLY HAD HALF OF IT, SHIT IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE HALF OF IT... FATHER PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO EVER MEET YOU THEREFORE I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD GROW TO BE MY MOTHER'S EVIL SEED AND DO THESE EVIL DEEDS... EVIL DEEDS, WHILE I PLANT THESE EVIL SEEDS PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM THESE DEMONS I NEVER HAD ANY OF THIS SHIT PLANNED MOM PLEASE BELIEVE. I DON'T WANNA BE SATAN'S SPAWN, NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO SAY I'M SORRY NOW LOOK AT ALL THE PAIN I CAUSED. DEAR SANTA CLAUSE WHY ARE YOU NOT COMING THIS YEAR AGAIN WHAT DID I DO THAT WAS SO BAD TO DESERVE THIS? EVERYTHING COULD HAVE BEEN SO PERFECT BUT LIFE AIN'T FAIRY TALE. I'M ABOUT TO BE HOISTED UP IN THE AIR FORTY FEET BELOW ME THERE'S PEOPLE EVERYWHERE I DON'T EVEN KNOW BUT WHO FEEL LIKE THEY KNOW ME CAUSE I'M IN THIS FERRIS WHEEL AND ALL I WANNA DO IS GO TO THE MALL AND TAKE HAILIE ON THE CAROUSEL WITHOUT THIS CROWD EVERYWHERE I GO BUT LIFE IS LIKE A MERRY GO ROUND HERE WE GO NOW DO-SI-DO NOW CURTAINS UP THE SHOW MUST GO NOW RING-AROUND-THE-ROSY THE SHOW'S OVER YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW BUT THE CURTAIN JUST DON'T CLOSE FOR ME THIS AIN'T HOW FAME WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHERE'S THE SWITCH I CAN JUST TURN OFF-AND-ON THIS AIN'T WHAT I CHOSE TO BE SO PLEASE GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CARRY ON TIL I PASS 50 BACK THE BATON, THE CAMERA'S ON, MY SOUL IS GONE FATHER PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO EVER MEET YOU THEREFORE I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD GROW TO BE MY MOTHER'S EVIL SEED AND DO THESE EVIL DEEDS... FATHER PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO I JUST NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO EVER MEET YOU THEREFORE I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD GROW TO BE MY MOTHER'S EVIL SEED AND DO THESE EVIL DEEDS...