RAIN MAN

YEAH... DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY DOPE. DEFINITELY. K-MART. YEAH. YOU FIND MY OFFENSIVE, YOU FIND MY OFFENSIVE FOR FINDING ME MY OFFENSIVE HENCE, IF I SHOULD DRAW THE LINE ANY FENCES IF SO TO WHAT EXTENT IF AT ANY I SHOULD GO CAUSE IT'S GETTING EXPENSIVE BEING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COURT ROOM ON THE DEFENSIVE THEY SAY I CAUSE EXTENSIVE PSYCHOLOGICAL NERVE DAMAGE TO THE BRAIN WHEN I GO TO LENGTHS THIS FAR AT OTHER PEOPLES' EXPENSES I SAY YOU'RE ALL JUST TOO GODDAMN SENSITIVE IT'S CENSORSHIP AND IT'S DOWN RIGHT BLASPHEMOUS LET'S END THIS SHIT NOW CAUSE I WON'T STAND FOR THIS AND CHRISTOPHER REEVES WON'T SIT FOR THIS NEITHER AND LET'S CLEAR THIS UP TOO I AIN'T GOT NO BEEF WITH HIM EITHER HE USED TO BE LIKE A HERO TO ME I EVEN BELIEVE I HAD ONE OF THOSE 25 CENT STICKERS ON MY REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NEXT TO DARTH VADER AND DARTH MUSTA PUT A HEX ON HIM FOR LATER I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY FAULT CAUSE OF THE WAY THAT I STUCK HIM UP IN BETWEEN HIM AND LEX LUTH-OR I KILLED SUPERMAN, I KILLED SUPER MAN AND HOW IRONIC, THAT I'D BE THE BAD GUY KRYPTONITE THE GREEN CHRONIC. CAUSE I AIN'T GOT NO LEGS, OR NO BRAIN NICE TO MEET YOU HI MY NAME IS, I FORGOT MY NAME. MY AIM WAS NOT TO BECOME WHAT I BECAME WITH THIS LEVEL OF FAME MY SOUL IS POSSESSED BY THIS DEVIL MY NEW NAME IS: RAINMAN. NOW IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS THOU SHALL NOT WATCH TWO LESBIANS IN BED, HAVE HOMOSEXUAL SEX UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WERE GIVEN THE CONSENT TO JOIN IN. THEN OF COURSE IT'S BI-SEXUAL SEX WHICH ISN'T AS BAD AS LONG AS YOU SHOW SOME REMORSE FOR YOUR ACTIONS EITHER BEFORE DURING OR AFTER PERFORMING THE ACT OF THAT WHICH IS NORMALLY REFERRED TO AS SUCH MORE COMMONLY KNOWN PHRASES THAT ARE MORE USED BY TODAY'S KIDS IN A MORE DEROGATORY WAY, BUT WHO'S TO SAY WHAT'S FAIR TO SAY AND WHAT NOT TO SAY, LET'S ASK DR. DRE. DR.DRE, I'VE GOT A QUESTION IF I MAY IS IT GAY, TO PLAY PUTT-PUTT GOLF WITH A FRIEND AND WATCH HIS BUTT-BUTT WHEN HE TEES OFF BUT, UP I AIN'T DONE YET. IN FOOTBALL A QUARTERBACK YELLS OUT HUT-HUT WHILE HE REACHES IN ANOTHER GROWN MAN'S ASS GRABS ON HIS NUTS BUT JUST WHAT IF IT WAS NEVER MEANT, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT BUT HE TRIPPED FELL SLIPPED AND HIS PENIS WENT IN HIS TEENY-TINY LITTLE ROUND HINEY AND HE DIDN'T MEAN IT BUT HIS LITTLE WEENIE FLINCHED JUST A LITTLE BIT AND I DON'T NEED TO GO INTO ANY MORE DETAILS BUT WHAT IF HE PICTURED IT AS A FEMALE'S BUTT, IS THAT GAY? I JUST NEED TO CLEAR THINGS UP TIL THEN I'LL JUST WALK AROUND WITH A MANLY STRUT BECAUSE: I AIN'T GOT NO LEGS, OR NO BRAIN NICE TO MEET YOU HI MY NAME IS, I FORGOT MY NAME. MY AIM WAS NOT TO BECOME WHAT I BECAME WITH THIS LEVEL OF FAME MY SOUL IS POSSESSED BY THIS DEVIL MY NEW NAME IS: RAINMAN. YOU FIND ME OFFENSIVE, I FIND YOU OFFENSIVE SHIT THIS IS THE SAME VERSE I JUST DID THIS. WHEN AM I GONNA COME TO MY GOOD SENSES? PROBABLY THE DAY BUSH COMES TO MY DEFENSES MY SPIDER SENSE IS, TELLING ME SPIDERMAN IS NEARBY AND MY PLAN IS TA GET HIM NEXT AND OPEN UP A WHIP-ASS CANISTER GODDAMN IT DRE WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BEAT? ANYWAY, ANYWAY I DON'T HOW ELSE TO PUT IT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT I'M GOOD AT. I AM THE BAD GUY KRYPTONITE THE GREEN CHRONIC DEMONIC, YEP YEP DON'T WORRY, I'M ON IT I GOT IT HIGH FIVED NICK LACHEY STUCK A PIN IN JESSICA'S HEAD AND WALKED AWAY AND AS SHE FLEW AROUND THE ROOM LIKE A BALLOON I GRABBED THE LAST CAN OF CHICKEN TUNA OUT THE TRASH CAN AND ZOOM I HEADED STRAIGHT BACK TO THE NEVERLAND RANCH WITH A PEANUT BUTTER JELLY CHICKEN TUNA SANDWICH AND I DON'T EVEN GOTTA MAKE NO GOD DAMN SENSE I JUST DID A WHOLE SONG AND I DIDN'T SAY SHIT. CAUSE I AIN'T GOT NO LEGS, OR NO BRAIN NICE TO MEET YOU HI MY NAME IS, I FORGOT MY NAME. MY AIM WAS NOT TO BECOME WHAT I BECAME WITH THIS LEVEL OF FAME MY SOUL IS POSSESSED BY THIS DEVIL MY NEW NAME IS: RAINMAN. CUZ “AAAHHHHAHAHAHH” YEAH. RAINMAN. DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY DR. DRE, SUPERDOPE BEAT MAKER. TWO-THOUSAND, TWO-THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN MILLION NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY THREE THOUSAND… AND SEVENTY YEAH.