ASS LIKE THAT

THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN ASS LIKE THAT. THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE GO DA DOING DOING DOING. I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE GO DA DOING DOING DOING. THE WAY SHE MOVES, SHE'S LIKE A BELLY DANCER SHE'S SHAKING THAT ASS TO THE NEW NELLY JAMS, I THINK SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR BUT I DON'T THINK I'MA ANSWER POLICE SAYING FREEZE DA DOING DOING DOING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREEZE? PLEASE I'M A HUMAN BEING, I HAVE NEEDS I'M NOT DONE, NOT TILL I'M FINISHED PEEING. I AM NOT RESISTING ARREST I AM AGREEING MR. OFFICER, I'M ALREADY ON MY KNEES I CAN'T GET ON THE GROUND ANY FURTHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME AND DO NOT TREAT ME LIKE A MURDERER, I JUST LIKE TO PEE PEE PEE YES, I MAKE R&B I SING SONG IT GO RINGY CHONG AH, CHING CHONG CHONG, CHONG CHING. PSYCHE, I JOKE, I JOKE, I KID I KID IF I OFFEND I'M SORRY PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE FOR I AM TRIUMPH THE PUPPET DOG, I AM A MERE PUPPET I CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING I SAY AND YOU WILL LOVE IT THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN ASS LIKE THAT. THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE GO DA DOING DOING DOING. JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS O SO TEMPTIN' NICK I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT, EVERYTIME I SEE THAT SHOW ON MTV MY PEE PEE GOES DA DOING DOING DOING. MARY KATE AND ASHLEY USED TO BE SO WHOLESOME NOW THEY'RE GETTING OLDER THEY'RE STARTING TO GROW BUM BUMS I GO TO THE MOVIES AND SIT DOWN WITH MY POPCORN POLICE SAYING FREEZE DA DOING DOING DOING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREEZE, JEEZE, I JUST GOT MY SEAT I HAVE TICKET, LOOK I PUT IT AWAY MY ZIPPERS ZIPPED. PLEASE DON'T REMOVE ME FROM THIS MOVIE THEATER PLEASE I DID NOT EVEN GET TO SEE MARY KATE'S SHOWER SCENE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE OBSCENE OR MAKE A GREAT BIG SCENE AND DON'T TREAT ME LIKE I'M PEE WEE HERMAN THIS MOVIE'S PG MR. OFFICER, I DEMAND TO SEE MY ATTORNEY I WILL SIMPLY PLEAD INNOCENT, COP A PLEA AND BE FREE FREE YES FREE RIGHT BACK ON THE STREETS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY LAWYER IS WITH MICHAEL HE'S TO BUSY? I AM TRIUMPH! BRITNEY SPEARS HAS SHOULDERS LIKE A MAN AND I CAN SAY THAT AND YOU LAUGH CAUSE THERE'S A PUPPET ON MY HAND. THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A ASS LIKE THAT. THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE GO DA DOING DOING DOING. HILARY DUFF IS NOT QUITE OLD ENOUGH SO I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A BUTT LIKE THAT MAYBE NEXT YEAR I'LL SAY ASS AND SHE'LL MAKE MY PEE PEE GO DA DOING DOING DOING. THE WAY SHE MOVES SHE DANCES LIKE A GO GO IN THAT VIDEO SHE SINGS “GET OUT” YOU BOZO I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND, HI MY NAME IS JOJO POLICE SAY'S FREEZE DA DOING DOING DOING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREEZE? MY COMPUTERS WILL BE SEIZED AND MY KEYS TO MY RANCH, I JUST BAKED COOKIES MR. OFFICER, LOOKY, TAKE A WHIF OF THESE. HERE I MAKE JESUS JUICE, TAKE A SIP OF THIS. NOBODY IS SAFE FROM ME, NO NOT EVEN ME I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN SAY THE WORLD PEE PEE PEE ON THE RADIO BUT I THINK I DID. JANET IS THAT A BREAST? I THINK I JUST SAW A TTT PSYCHE I JOKE, I JOKE, I KID, I KID I DON'T THINK MY JOKE IS WORKING I MUST FLEE QUICK GET TO THE CHOPPER EVERYBODY GET OUT I AM NOT TRIUMPH, I AM ARNOLD GET DOWN.... THE WAY YOU SHAKE IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN ASS LIKE THAT. THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE GO DA DOING DOING DOING. SO GWEN STEFANI WILL YOU PEE PEE ON ME PLEASE I AIN'T NEVER SEEN AN ASS LIKE THAT CAUSE THE WAY YOU MOVE IT YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE GO DA DOING DOING DOING. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU...