ALONG CAME BIALY

THE TIME HAS COME TO BE A LOVER FROM THE ARGENTINE, TO SLICK MY HAIR DOWN WITH BRILLIANTINE, AND GARGLE HEAVILY WITH LISTERINE. Wow! IT'S TIME FOR MAX TO PUT HIS BACKERS ON THEIR BACKS, AND THRILL THEM WITH AMAZING ACTS, THOSE AGING NYMPHOMANIACS... AH-AH-AH! AH-AH-AH! THEY WERE HELPLESS THEY WERE HOPELESS, THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! THEY WERE JOYLESS, THEY WERE BOYLESS, THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! THEY'RE MY ANGELS, I'M THEIR DEVIL, AND I KEEP THOSE EMBERS AGLOW! WHEN I WOOS 'EM I CAN'T LOSE 'EM, 'CAUSE I CAST MY SPELL 'N' THEY START YELLIN'... Fire down below! THEY WERE LISTING, THEY WERE SINKING, THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! THEY WERE DESP'RATE, THEY WERE DRINKING... THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! SO ROMANTIC, THEY WERE FRANTIC THEN THERE PRAYERS WERE HEARD UP ABOVE HEAVEN SENT THEM THEIR BIALY! I'M THE CELEBRATION OF LOVE! WE WERE HELPLESS, WE WERE HOPELESS, THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! LIFE HAD PASSED US BY, AND LOVE HAD STOLEN AWAY. AT THE END OF OUR ROPE WE'D GIVEN UP HOPE... OF ONE LAST ROLL IN THE HAY. DISCARDED DOLLS, ABANDONED WRECKS. CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SITTING AND KNITTING WHEN ALL WE REALLY WANTED WAS... SEX! Ah, did you bring the checkee, my little turtledove? Yes, but first, Bialy, can we please play one dirty little game? Here in broad daylight? It'll just be a quickie. Okay, what, what? Let's play the Distracted Tourist and the Ever-Watchful Orangutan. Are you trying to kill me? Please, I'm exhausted. Let's play one game with absolutely no sex. What? How 'bout the Jewish Princess and Her Husband. SO ROMANTIC, WE WERE FRANTIC, THEN OUR PRAYERS WERE HEARD UP ABOVE HEAVEN SENT US OUR BIALY! HE'S THE CELEBRATION OF LOVE! Fire down below! WE WERE LISTING, WE WERE SINKING, WE ALONG CAME BIALY! WE WERE DESP'RATE, WE WERE DRINKING, THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! SO ROMANTIC, WE WERE FRANTIC THEN OUR PRAYERS WERE HEARD UP ABOVE IT'S BIALY, HAIL BIALY! HE'S THE CULMINATION, THE RESTORATION, THE CONSUMMATION, THE TITILLATION, EJACULATION, HE'S THE CELEBRATION OF LOVE... Bloom... Bloom! What, Max, what? I've done it! I've done it! Look, we got all the money. Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history! That's great! WE CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT, WE CAN MAKE A MILLION BUCKS! BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM. BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM! THE SHOW'S A GO! HE'S RAISED THE MONEY, WE'RE ON OUR WAY KEEP IT GAY, KEEP IT GAY, KEEP IT GAY! WE HAVE OUR BACKING. OH, WHAT A DAY, KEEP IT GAY, KEEP IT GAY, KEEP IT GAY! WONDER OF WONDERS, WE HAVE ALL OUR CASH, BARRING ALL BLUNDERS, WE SHOULD HAVE A SMASH! WE KNOW THAT... WE CAN DO IT! GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY... GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY... GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY... WE CAN DO IT! WE CAN DO IT! WE CAN DO IT, WE CAN MAKE A MILLION BUCKS! E'VRYTHING WE'VE EVER WANTED IS SET TO COME OUR WAY! WE KNOW THAT... WE CAN DO IT! WE CAN MAKE IT, WE WON'T FAKE IT, WE WERE FATED TO BE MATED... BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM... BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM... BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM! AND BLOOM! BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM! AND BLOOM! BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM... DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND, OBER ALLES, ALLES IN DER WELT! DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND, OBER ALLES, ALLES IN DER WELT! THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! WE WERE DESPERATE WE WERE DRINKING THEN ALONG CAME BIALY! BIALY WAS ROMANTIC, OUR PULSE BECAME SO FRANTIC. IT'S BIALY! HAIL BIALY! BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM... BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM... BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM!! WE CAN DO IT... THEY CAN DO IT SAY GOODBYE TO WOE AND GLOOM. WE CAN DO IT... NOTHING TO IT... CAN'T YOU HEAR THAT BING-BANG-BOOM!! WITH THEIR BRILLIANCE, THEIR RESILIENCE, UP TOGETHER THEY WILL ZOOM! We can't miss! THEY WERE FATED, TO BE MATED, THEY'RE BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM! WE'RE BIALYSTOCK AND BLOOM!