YOU NEVER SAY GOOD LUCK ON OPENING NIGHT

Ah, it's Bialystock and Bloom, Well, gentlmen... merde! Toi, toi, toi Hals und Beinbruch! And I just want to wish everybody... Good luck! Ahhhh! Mr. Bloom, hasn't anyone ever told you... IT'S BAD LUCK TO SAY “GOOD LUCK”ON OPENING NIGHT. IF YOU DO, I TELL YOU, IT IS CERTAIN BY THE CURTAIN YOU ARE THROUGH! Good luck! IT'S BAD LUCK TO SAY “GOOD LUCK”ON OPENING NIGHT, ONCE IT'S SAID, YOU ARE DEAD, YOU WILL GET THE WORST REVIEWS YOU'VE EVER READ! Good luck! EVEN AT THE COMEDIE-FRANCAISE, ON THE OPENING NIGHT THEY ARE SCARED. “BON CHANCE, MES AMIS”NO ONE SAYS, THE ONLY WORD YOU EVER HEAR IS... MERDE! Good luck, good luck, good luck. IT'S VERBOTEN VISHING “LUCK”ON OPENING NIGHT, TAKE ADVICE, DON'T THINK TWICE, OR YOUR SHOW WILL SURELY END UP IN THE SCHEISS! Guten lucken. AT THE FAMOUS LA SCALA IN MILAN ON OPENING NIGHT IT'S A RULE. “IN BOCCA LUPA”THEY SAY WITH ELAN, AND JUST FOR LUCK THEY ALL SHOUT... “BAH FONGOOL!” I got it! NOW I'LL NEVER SAY “GOOD LUCK”ON OPENING NIGHT, THAT'S THE RULE, I'M NO FOOL! WHAT DO I SAY, I BEG? WHAT YOU SAY IS “BREAK A LEG!” Break a leg? Yes, break a leg! IF YOU'RE CLEVER... Good luck! YOU'LL ENDEAVOR... TO NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, SAY... ... ON OPENING NIGHT!!