LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE HE IS ABNORMALLY INTELLIGENT HE COULD BUST A PHATTY RHYME, EVEN WHEN HE GOT UP IN THE BLUNT BUT THAT ALL CHANGED WHEN THE GIRL WHO HE LIVES WITH CAME TO TOWN, HE LET HER TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME SO I HAD TO ASK HIM HOW THAT'S WHEN HE SAID, “SHE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME! SHE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME! SHE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME!… SHE EVEN KNOWS WHEN I PEE! I THINK EVENTUALLY SHE'LL MAKE A MEAL OUT OF ME.” BECAUSE HER LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ONE OF THESE DAYS I SWEAR I'M GONNA GET OUT 'TIL THEN YOUR LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT. OH THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW. SARAH LIVES WITH BRADLEY NOW, I GUESS THAT IS HOW SHE WANTS HER SHIT HE NEEDED A PLACE TO STAY, SO IT'S OF MUTUAL BENEFIT I STOPPED BY ON MY WAY TO POMONA YESTERDAY SHE SAT DOWN AND SPILLED HER GUTS TO ME THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WOULD TELL ME SHE'S GAY INSTEAD SHE SAID, “HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME! HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME! HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME!… HE EVEN KNOWS WHEN I PEE! I THINK EVENTUALLY HE'LL MAKE A MEAL OUT OF ME” BECAUSE HER LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ONE OF THESE DAYS I SWEAR I'M GONNA GET OUT 'TIL THEN YOUR LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT. OH TALKING TO THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO, THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO, THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO. TALKING TO THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO, TAHT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO, TAHT'S WHY I'M TALKING, TALKING TALKING TO YOU NOW! BECAUSE, YOUR LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT. YOUR LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ONE OF THESE DAYS I SWEAR I'M GONNA GET OUT 'TIL THEN YOUR LOVE IS A MUTT FROM HELL THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITH OUT. OH TAHT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW! TAHT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW! TAHT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW! TAHT'S WHY I'M TALKING TO YOU NOW!