ME & MY OLD LADY

SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN ME AND MY OLD LADY LAY IN BED ALL DAY AND WHEN I SAY I LOVE HER WELL SHE ROLLS THE OTHER WAY BUT REALLY SHE DON'T MEAN IT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS STILL IF I BELIEVE IN LOVE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HEAD ME AND MY OLD LADY SIT AND SIP ON WINE AND WHEN SHE SAYS SHE LOVES ME WILL I SAY THAT LOVE IS BLIND BUT REALLY I DON'T MEAN IT EVERYTHING I SAY STILL IF SHE BELIEVES IN LOVE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH HER HEAD SO WHAT IF WE'RE MAKING A SCENE NOW YOU KNOW SHE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN SHE'S PAWIN' AND GRABBIN' ON ME NOW YOU KNOW I DON'T MIND A BIT IT'S ALL GOOD AND WE AIN'T GONNA CHANGE NOW THE WORLD IS UNAWARE SO IF YOU WANT TO GO ON AND STARE CAUSE WE DON'T CARE WE DON'T CARE SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN... ME AND MY OLD LADY SUCK EACH OTHER DRY AND WHEN IN THAT POSITION I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE QUENCHING OUR LIBIDOS PASSING TIME AWAY NOW THAT WE BELIEVE IN LOVE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR HEAD SO WHAT IF WE'RE MAKING A SCENE NOW YOU KNOW SHE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN SHE'S PAWIN' AND GRABBIN' ON ME NOW YOU KNOW I DON'T MIND A BIT IT'S ALL GOOD AND WE AIN'T GONNA CHANGE NOW THE WORLD IS UNAWARE SO IF YOU WANT TO GO ON AND STARE CAUSE WE DON'T CARE WE DON'T CARE SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN SHE AIN'T NO BALL AND CHAIN...