andy vs. dizzy

it's on tonight when we get on the mics to begin i bring fright like a piranha bites slice with precision my rhythm and ryhme interlocks and drops heavy hitting harder than cinder-blocks on the march like a mastodon strong and built to last in this rap-a-thon so pass it on i bring heat like twin holsters roast a hype beat like a bath-full of toasters you want a fair one (no) 'cause you're scared run quit than admit you'd get lit like a flare gun your little rap on this camel's back you could add a million of 'em and i'd handle that but you've got no spine and me when it's showtime i keep the crowd groovin'' 'til they hang up the “closed” sign guy and girls dancin' (uuhh!) doowatchalike but don't touch the mic just watch nice and close like microscopes as i go set to blow like isotopes papa gotta new pair of shoes to catch caribous with a verse so sick i took theraflu andy cooper i don't need an alias stun anyone in a hundred-mile radius 'cause i come off quicker than a snapple-top and cats jock like germans on hasselhoff (bad!!!!) let me interrupt and cut straight to the chase straight to your face so you make no mistakes i can take a microphone and snap it take it's styrofoam 'cause my style's off the hook like a dial-tone i'm pure blend you decaffeinated and you're stickiing out you neck to get decapitated you have to hate it, bro you oughtta lock your jaw as the rhyme scheme drops like shock and awe i'm a vet when it comes to a mic check with no interference i get clearance from the flight deck 'cause i'm well known in the field of hip-hop you can check my profile like alfred hitchcock my tongue becomes a switchblade to cut you down to size competition gets played that if they survive i'm ready to attack so i'm throwing on my hunting-cap to count you out like a jumping jack or better yet taibo rappers are oblivious i can get a live show moving like “giddy-up” who'd they come to see it was me not you so now you must confess i'm blessed like “aaachuuu!!!”