NOBODY WEIRD LIKE ME

The freakiest show I know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone Bust my britches Bless my soul I'm a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see I think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Intercourse with a porpoise Is a dream for me Hell bent on inventing A new species Bust my britches Bless my soul I'm a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see I think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Rinding down the path On the back of a giraffe Me and the giraffe laughed 'Cause I passed some gas Bust my britches Bless my soul I'm a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see I think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Enchanted as a rabbit That my life is a dream Well everything is never Just as it seems The freakiest show I know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone